Tout vu ! ( jusqu'à ce soir ) ...

Publié le par Oxydia-TanK

Je viens enfin de terminer la filmographie complète de Woody Allen ! J'ai tout vu ! Et pour feter ça, je tiens à vous faire partager cette petite perle. Une vidéo de Woody Allen datant de 1965 à l'époque ou il faisait des stand up, avec son sketch probablement le plus connu : The Moose. Enjoy :)




Et voici le texte du sketch, en anglais évidemment, mais c'est plus facile de comprendre comme ça ;)
The Moose

 

I shot a moose, once. I was hunting up-state New York, and I shot a moose, and I strap him on to the fender of my car, and I'm driving home along the west side highway, but what I didn't realize was, that the bullet did not penetrate the moose. It just creased the scalp, knocking him unconscious. And I'm driving through the Holland tunnel - the moose woke up. So I'm driving with a live moose on my fender. The moose is signaling for a turn, y'know. There's a law in New York state against driving with a conscious moose on your fender, tuesday, thursday and saturday. And I'm very panicky, and then it hits me: some friends of mine is having a costume party. I'll go, I'll take the moose, I'll ditch him at the party. It wouldn't be my responsibillity.

So I drive up to the party and I knock on the door. The moose is next to me. My host comes to the door. I say "Hello. You know the Solomons". We enter. The moose mingles. Did very well. Scored. Two guys were trying to sell him insurance for an hour and a half. Twelve o'clock comes - they give out prices for the best costume of the night. First price goes to the Burcowiches, a maried couple dressed as a moose. The moose comes in second. The moose is furious. He and the Burcowiches lock antlers in the living room. They knock each other unconscious. Now, I figured, is my chance. I grab the moose, strap him onto my fender, and shoot back to the roads, but - I got the Burcowiches. So I'm driving along with two jewish people on my fender, and there's a law in New York State ... tuesdays, thursdays and especially saturday.

The following morning the Burcowiches wake up in the woods, in a moose suit. Mr. Burcowich is shot, stuffed and mounted - at the New York Athletic Club, and the joke is on them, because it's restricted.




Et pour ceux qui comme moi sont fan, rendez-vous ce soir sur canal + pour le grand journal ou Woody Allen est invité pour la promotion de son nouveau film : Whatever Works qui sortira en salles le 1er Juillet. Puis direction le cinéma UGC de Chatelet ou le film sera projeté en avant première en sa présence et celle de Evan-Rachel Wood. ( N'y allez pas pour rien, la séance est déjà complète ... )

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